"If I got two jobs and paid all my own bills and bought all my own clothes and food and lost all my weight and stopped begging you for affection and stopped chatting with my online friends and stopped asking you to save money and stopped complaining about all the bounced checks and stopped crying about all the porn you lie about buying when the utilities are three months past due and left you alone to play your video games every night, THEN would you stay with me?"
This…this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. You’ve broken humanity.
It’s wonderful.
Thank you! And I wasn’t even trying.