There are some people it’s just not safe to say “wiener” around.
"So anyway, I was too tired to make lunch so I just ate a couple of cold hot dogs right out of the package."
"Heh. Cold hot dogs."
"What?"
"Cold hot dogs. You know, like jumbo shrimp. It's an oxymoron."
"...Thank you for pointing that out."
"Heh. Cold hot dogs."
"What?"
"Cold hot dogs. You know, like jumbo shrimp. It's an oxymoron."
"...Thank you for pointing that out."