Are you nervous because you miss me?
Oh wait, are you volunteering to pay my security deposit and first month’s rent for me? Awesome.
I’ll be in the third row wearing the sky-blue leisure suit with matching shoes, and I will keep waving until you acknowledge me.
Not that there’s anything wrong with middle-aged men refusing to be cowed by our body-shaming Western media beauty myths.
Whoa, tough room. I’d better get my meat tenderizer! Geddit? Huh? Geddit?
This was from the same person who “almost had a master’s degree in Computer Science.” There’s a lot more where this came from.
The classic parental bait and switch: Teach your kids to play fair and live by the Golden Rule, and then pull this on them.
The curse of the 21st century geek: Loved and accepted at last, but at what cost?
So, what, do you just, like, walk around being NICE to people for no good REASON?
True story: Later that day I found those same speakers, which had no power source, jacked into my PC anyway. I sometimes wonder if she ever got her Master’s.
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