I take it back. Everybody should have a pushbroom on their face.
In other news, I came home from work last night to find my cable out. After calling Comcast and going through various troubleshooting options, the technician asked if by any chance I’d had any landscaping done. Long story short, the guys who mow my lawn and trim my trees had, in fact, mistaken my cable outside for a weed that needed whacking; it was thoroughly shredded. No TV, no Internet, and no comic update! (After I raised hell with my landlord, the culprits showed up today to splice the wires back together for me, so I should be back on schedule now.)