Spam and Eggs is a weekly assortment of spam comments and the occasional insult that my humble little photocomic collects, with the URLS and identifying information stripped out.
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Comment: “Interesting post.” — Re: Plenty of Sunscreen
Thanks for the compliment. Thank you, too, for inadvertently introducing me to the subject of extrusions by trying to divert me to your site selling aluminum doodads. Extrusions are fascinating! Everybody go read that Wikipedia entry! Extrusions are used in the making of macaroni and Fig Newtons!
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Comment: “Among those published regularly in its pages are such luminaries as Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter..In my email this morning is a message from Human Events regarding the health-reform debate warning of government-forced extermination of unborn children grandmothers and grandfathers ..Grandmas and Unborn Babies Face Extermination by Obamas Health Care Plan.Investors Business Daily has just exposed the Achilles heel of Obamacare that hostile socialist government takeover of your hospital doctors children and grandparents. In an editorial entitled How House Bill Runs Over Grandma the editors report how President Obama was personally confronted by a North Carolina woman asking if everyone thats Medicare age will be visited and told they have to decide how they wish to die..In response Obama joked that he hadnt yet hired enough bureaucrats to conduct such an operation yet he could not deny the New York Posts discovery the House bill compels seniors to submit to a counseling session every five years and more often if they become sick or go into a nursing home about alternatives for end-of-life care pages 425-430 . In other words your grandmother will be told when insufficient resources are rationed to young people that her duty to die begins with mandatory end-of-life counseling or as Obama explained encourage the use of living wills that terminate otherwise salvageable lives prematurely through signed do not resuscitate DNR legal releases..In other words these people have gone full-blown lunatic on us. Published a week ago Friday it is chock full of lies distortions and other foolishness such as the claim that the House bill would compel senior citizens to undergo mandatory euthanasia counseling every five years…But my favorite part of the editorial deals with the British health-care system which if you believe IBD is basically condemning the old and disabled to die..People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldnt have a chance in the U.K. where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man because of his physical handicaps is essentially worthless the editorial claims..Of course that same Stephen Hawking who wouldnt have a chance in the United Kingdom was in fact born in the United Kingdom has lived his entire life in the United Kingdom and lives there still today at the ripe old age of 67.” — Re: Tales of the BossLady: Ignorance, Bliss
I’m not sure what this oft-copied-and-pasted excerpt has to do with trying to $ell ur gold 4 ¢heep. Ignorance, bliss, indeed.