Spam and Eggs is a selection of shills and insults accumulated by my humble photocomic, stripped of their SEOishness.
Comment: “I don’t think a stock photo with some text on top of it counts as a comic. Oh and nobody but the people directly involved would find this funny, humorous, or otherwise entertaining.” — Re: Compliment
This was actually a comment on Reddit, but I’m including it here anyway because hey, somebody out there thinks my pics are so good they must be stock photos!
Comment: “Various people in every country receive the loans from various creditors, just because it is easy.” — Re: Mustache
So they can afford to buy razors to shave off their mustaches?
Comment: “Honestly Im not old enough yet to be a curmudgeon but there are some things that just call for rants…When I was taught to drive in the state of Nevada I was taught to pull to the right and stop for emergency vehicles with sirens on. Theres no telling what kids may do – they have a tendency to dart…Im no driving angel but there are a few rules that are sacrosanct and you just dont break them. Traffic was moving just at the speed limit because there was a motorcycle cop Bellevue Issaquah or Sammamish police department a little ways ahead…I checked my rear view mirror and saw that I was being overtaken by a Washington State Patrol with lights and siren on.” — Re: Change
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?! But seriously, if I squint my eyes just right, I can almost see how this comment relates to the comic, and also to the offshore investment URL it links to. Almost, but not quite. Little help, anyone?
Comment: “Just keep making good posts.” — Re: Fiber Optic
Okay, but only because you asked so nicely.