"Your side mirror's hanging by a thread, what happened to it?"
"I knocked over a liquor store and clipped a cop car while I made my escape."
". . ."
"I used to have a paper route, and I kept hitting the mirror with newspapers when I threw them out the window, and it got loose, and finally it just fell off."
"I don't know why you can't just answer a question like a normal person."
Because being normal all the time is boring. Duh!
How do you knock over a liquor store? With a drunk tank.
Nicely done, sir. Clap. Clap. Clap.
The lizards are in league with the squirrels and are not to be trusted.
Still, a henchman who can regrow his limbs might come in handy.