Spam and Eggs is where I gather some of the more humorous or head-scratching spam comments (and the occasional insult, usually from Reddit) that I get on cmcl.net.


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None of the guest comics I did for Singing Telegram had anything to do with lowfat diet foods, but I’m glad you found fantastic info nonetheless.


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Something tells me this purveyor of pills may have been sampling the wares.


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what


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I actually love this comment (after stripping out the URLs, of course). So poetic, so rhythmic! Like, I dunno, T.S. Eliot, or, um…John Donne?