You sperms can just back right off.
(My friends ask me this a lot, usually when I’m inordinately happy about something and/or stuffing my face.)
ROFL! My grandmother used to ask me all of the time if I was pregnant…knowing that my husband had a vasectomy. I HATE when people ask that!
I’m thinking I might switch up my response and start saying, “No, that’s just my tapeworm.”
As a point for the tapeworm, scenario, you can start using the royal “we.”
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ROFL! My grandmother used to ask me all of the time if I was pregnant…knowing that my husband had a vasectomy. I HATE when people ask that!
I’m thinking I might switch up my response and start saying, “No, that’s just my tapeworm.”
As a point for the tapeworm, scenario, you can start using the royal “we.”