I’m accustomed to dogs running up to me when I pull up into somebody’s driveway, but this was surreal.
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As you can see, my defenses are well-fortified.
If you ever meet me in real life at a con or a meetup, I will tell this story and you will DIE. LAUGHING. So bring a defibrillator.
Ah, the joy and security of living in “affordable housing,” surrounded by the pitter-patter of little hoodlums-in-training.
By then, the honeymoon was over.
Punchline courtesy of my favorite co-worker.
But I GAVE you that tuna for you to HAVE. You can’t have your tuna and eat it too.
Today’s XKCD reminded me of this, in which an obvious apology is mistaken for sympathy. Every single time, and I mean EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I meet a deaf person and don’t immediately realize they’re deaf and don’t face them so they can read my lips, this is what happens.
I cannot remember a time in my childhood when I did not hate and fear my father. This consistently baffled him.