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Spam and Eggs: Fortieth Course

by CMcL on November 5, 2011 at 7:54 AM
Spam and Eggs: Fortieth Course

Comment: “Serious question: how is this considered a comic? It’s just text overtop of an unrelated background.” — Re: Produce

Reddit utterly baffles me at times. Some of the stuff I submit that I think is really funny gets downvoted to oblivion, while other stuff that I submit thinking “meh” is unaccountably popular. In this case, I got a surprising number of upvotes, and this particular individual found it as baffling as I did. Oh well.

Comment: “You’re unquestionably correct with this one..” — Re: Tales of the BossLady: And They Say I’m Oversensitive (cont’d)

I’m sure I am, but personal affirmations from scumbag SEO peddlers do not provide me with a whole lot of joy. Yawn.

Comment: “I really like your website.. extremely wonderful colours & theme. Did you create this web site yourself? Plz reply again as I’m looking to create my own web site and would like to know wheere u obtained this from. many thanks” — Re: Mealy Combat

You would think someone trying to sell Diablo III software would have more of an eye for design, specifically an eye for the fact that I pretty much used no design whatsoever in laying out this site.

Comment: “An interesting communicating is designer account. I imagine that you should compose more on this issue, it power not be a inhibition master but generally group are not enough to communicate on much topics. To the succeeding. Cheers like your CMcL – Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Ninth Course.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Ninth Course

Ahhh, now that’s the kind of totally incomprehensible spam casserole that I’ve missed. To the succeeding! (I wonder if that’s like “Qapla’!” translated into Esperanto and then back into English.)

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Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Ninth Course

by CMcL on October 29, 2011 at 10:03 PM
Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Ninth Course

Spam and Eggs is a presentation of kooky comments that accumulate here. Lately it’s getting boring again; I’m starting to hope Thesaurus Guy comes back soon.

Comment: “Lots of beneficial in a row. I give rise to bookmarked your place.” — Re: That House

I give rise to thank you, I guess.

Comment: “Hello There. I found your blog using msn. This is a really well written article. I’ll make sure to bookmark it and return to read more of your useful info. Thanks for the post. I’ll definitely return.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Seventh Course

MSN? Seriously? What browser are you using, Netscape Navigator?

Comment: “Thanks for enabling me to acquire new thoughts about computers. I also hold the belief that certain of the best ways to help keep your laptop in excellent condition is to use a hard plastic-type case, and also shell, that will fit over the top of your computer. A majority of these protective gear are usually model targeted since they are manufactured to fit perfectly on the natural outer shell. You can buy these directly from the owner, or from third party sources if they are intended for your mobile computer, however not all laptop can have a cover on the market. Yet again, thanks for your tips.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Twenty-Ninth Course

You’re welcome. However, I am not in the market for Ugg Boots, so please stop trying to get me to go to your Ugg Boots site, Mr. Ugg Boots Salesman Guy.

Comment: “We’re a group of volunteers and opening a new scheme in our community. Your web site offered us with valuable info to work on. You have done an impressive job and our whole community will be grateful to you.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Twenty-Third Course

They see me spammin’, I’m schemin’, I’m trolling and tryin’ to catch your filter off-guard…

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Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Eighth Course

by CMcL on October 22, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Eighth Course

Comment: “Saved website. Appreciate giving. Surely well worth enough time from my tests.” — Re: About/AFQ

Thanks for visiting, but I’m afraid you won’t find a lot of info here about this “Justin Biber” individual and his alleged “public sex.”

Comment: “Thank you for this information! I used it for my diploma thesis =)” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Ninth Course

Now this I’ve gotta see. Please write back with a link to where I can read this thesis. I can’t wait to see how LOC BLOCs figure into it. Oh, and I’m not in the market for a new muscle relaxant, but thanks anyway.

Comment: “Do you think anyone will be champion of Euro 2012?” — Re: More Guest Comics

…Yes? What do I win? Oh, some free painkillers? Yay! Oh, they’re not free, you want me to buy them? Oh…I…I see. Obviously I misunderstood our relationship.

Comment: “Well I truly enjoyed reading it. This information procured by you is very useful for proper planning.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Eleventh Course

This is a purported wiccan peddling “rituals.” At first I was confused as to how they might find the Spam and Eggs pages useful for any sort of planning. But now that I think about it, if you read those entries backwards, you’ll probably get a great recipe for Eye of Newt and Toe of Frog, among other things.

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Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Seventh Course

by CMcL on October 15, 2011 at 10:04 PM
Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Seventh Course

Spam and Eggs is a collection of some of the more amusing spam comments that accumulate here.

Comment: “Before I knew it word-of-mouth took over and now I m one of the more recognized and successful pageant interview coaches in pageantry. My success has been based on my ability to accurately diagnose the problem teach new skills quickly and my strategy to personalize everything to help contestants showcase what they have to offer as the next titleholder.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Fourth Course

What do you want, a cookie?

Comment: “The US and Iran have been sworn enemies for thirty years and yet they feel compelled to enter into a dialogue.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Fifth Course

This is what you’re teaching girls to talk about in pageant interviews? Dude. “World peace.” That’s what the judges want to hear, and all they want to hear.

Comment: “My accomplice and I really loved reading this weblog post, I was just itching to know do you commerce featured posts? I’m always trying to find somebody to make trades with and merely thought I might ask.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Third Course

While I have no interest in “making trades” with someone trying to peddle dubious investment strategies on my photocomic, I realize that my life would be a lot more interesting if I had my own accomplice. Any takers?

Comment: “Very good site you have here but I was curious about if you knew of any discussion boards that cover the same topics discussed in this article? I’d really like to be a part of community where I can get suggestions from other knowledgeable individuals that share the same interest. If you have any recommendations, please let me know. Thanks!” — Re: Dolphins

Try SeaWorld.

Comment: “Ask Nimal Siripala de Silva and he will tell you that the TNA always adopted very reasonable very sober and very moderate position at the negotiating table.” — Re: That House

I’m not sure what it is about my site that attracts these guys trying to get me to sign up for their offshore whatsits in Panama, but they keep popping by. What exactly is off the coast of Panama that’s so very attractive and enticing? I mean, it’s not like we have any shortage of canals here in Florida.

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Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Sixth Course

by CMcL on October 8, 2011 at 7:56 AM
Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Sixth Course

Comment: “I really like it when individuals arrive jointly and share opinions, excellent website, maintain it up.” — Re: Mealy Combat

Be cool. Maintain, baby.

Comment: “Thinking of the last comment, the worst out of that attempt by the network to increase the longevity of the Peanuts toonage pumping would be “The Charlie Brown & Snoopy Show”, a cheaply strung-together Saturday morning half-hour vignette piece based on stories taken from the comic strips, albeit, animated half as good as an average TV special, often resulting in characters appearing off-model or cheaply drawn from episode to episode. It’s not worth the effort tracking down unless you’re not an obsessed Peanuts nut.” — Re: About/FAQ

“Toonage Pumping”: Band name or [adult film] star? (Based on the attempted spam in the URL, I’m guessing the latter.)

Comment: “Hi-Ya! siblings just loves your gorgeous website thanx and please carry forward” — Re: New Sneakers

“Hi-Ya”? Who are you, Miss Piggy? Well, tell your siblings, “You’re welcome” for me.

Comment: “Greetings! Quite valuable assistance on this informative article! It really is the small modifications that make the greatest modifications. Many thanks a good deal for sharing!” — Re:

Somehow, my rambling childhood memories of emerging mental illness attracted a Diablo III spammer. Who’da thunk?

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Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Fifth Course

by CMcL on October 1, 2011 at 8:04 PM
Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Fifth Course

Spam and Eggs is a weekly collection of some of the poorly-disguised sales pitches my little site collects.

Comment: “Thank you, this is the worst thing I’ve read” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Third Course

You’re…welcome?

Comment: “You couldnt be more correct” — Re: Tales of the BossLady: And They Say I’m Oversensitive (cont’d)

Thanks, I feel vindicated now. You hear that, BossLady? Random Internet Person says I was right!

Comment: “You’r exactly correct on this blog” — Re: Tales of the BossLady: Bliss, Ignorance

I know, right? BossLady and her kooky notions, man, what a trip. What? No, thanks I don’t need any Irish satellite whatever-you’re-selling. But that BossLady, what a nut, right?

Comment: “You’re quite correct with this piece” — Re: Tales of the BossLady: Bliss, Ignorance

I heard you the first two times.

Comment: “I am not new to blogging and really value your blog. There is much prime subject that peaks my interest. I am going to bookmark your blog and keep checking you out. Wish you good luck.” — Re: Good Dog

I bow in the presence of a Master Blogger.

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Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Fourth Course

by CMcL on September 24, 2011 at 11:57 PM
Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Fourth Course

Comment: “Thank you for what you have. This is the best post I’ve read” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Third Course

I, too, am very grateful for what I have. God has been good to me.

Comment: “Great blog!! You should start many more. I love all the info provided. I will stay tuned :)” — Re: Mealy Combat

I have enough trouble keeping this one site updated on schedule, so I don’t think “many more” are going to happen, but thank you for stopping by with your stud finding resources.

Comment: “Outstandingly good cheers, I reckon your visitors may well well want significantly more posts similar to this carry on the very good content.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Thirty-First Course

Yawn. This is getting boring.

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Woohoo, sexy occasions inject great success into Spam and Eggs!

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Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Third Course

by CMcL on September 17, 2011 at 9:20 PM
Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Third Course

Spam and Eggs is where I gather some of the more humorous or head-scratching spam comments (and the occasional insult, usually from Reddit) that I get on cmcl.net.

Comment: “I am not sure where you are getting your information, but good topic. I needs to spend some time learning much more or understanding more. Thanks for fantastic info I was looking for this information for my mission.” — Re: Guest Comics at Singing Telegram

None of the guest comics I did for Singing Telegram had anything to do with lowfat diet foods, but I’m glad you found fantastic info nonetheless.

Comment: “Thanks for tris interesting article! I found it very interesting. You really make it seem so easy with your presentation.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Ninth Course

Something tells me this purveyor of pills may have been sampling the wares.

Comment: “Seriously, I started watching an episode of The Graham Norton Show on Friday and on Sunday THERE WERE NO GRAHAM NORTONS ANYWHERE! tooupset” — Re: Tales of the BossLady: The End

what

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I actually love this comment (after stripping out the URLs, of course). So poetic, so rhythmic! Like, I dunno, T.S. Eliot, or, um…John Donne?

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Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Second Course

by CMcL on September 10, 2011 at 10:29 PM
Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Second Course

Comment: “+z$8frZdyL%68pSU/:>w<:E3.lG-!XIB" — Re: About/FAQ

Awww. Still proudly displaying your Geek Code.

Comment: “Very nice, i suggest webmaster can set up a forum, so that we can talk and communicate.” — Re: Deaf

Hmmm, a forum. Intriguing. No, wait, the other thing. Aggravating.

Comment: “Hello there! I could have sworn I’ve been to this website ahead of but right after searching by way of many of the publish I recognized it is new to me. Anyways, I’m undoubtedly pleased I discovered it and I’ll be book-marking and checking again regularly!” — Re: Tales of the BossLady: Wrapping Things Up

“Ahead of but right after”? Hey, it’s Dr. Dan Streetmentioner! (Too obscure?)

Comment: “Ha ha . . . You have some spam comments.
They are funny anyway.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Twenty-Second Course

I wasn’t 100% sure this was spam, but figured anybody popping by my site to leave a single comment on a Spam and Eggs page from three months ago was probably best left in the filter.

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Like this one.

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Spam and Eggs: Thirty-First Course

by CMcL on September 3, 2011 at 10:14 PM
Spam and Eggs: Thirty-First Course

Spam and Eggs is a weekly hodgepodge of some of the doofy spam and occasional insult comments I get here.

Comment: “You my friend are a genius” — Re: Tales of the BossLady: Uneventful Exposition

You, my friend, are mistaken.

Comment: “Hello There. I found your blog using msn. This is an extremely well written article. I will make sure to bookmark it and return to read more of your useful information. Thanks for the post. I’ll definitely comeback.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Intermission

You do realize that not only is there no article, there’s not even any content on that page because I was fresh out of spam that day, right?

Comment: “LOL, Are you serious?” — Re: Outta Here

Holy crap, it’s Harold Perrineau, you guys! Harold Perrineau commenting on my site! I can tell it’s really him because he linked back to his Wikipedia entry in the comment form! Harold Perrineau!

Comment: “Some time ago, I did need to buy a good car for my firm but I did not earn enough cash and couldn’t buy something. Thank heaven my sister suggested to get the loan at reliable creditors. Thence, I did so and was satisfied with my short term loan.” — Re: About/FAQ

Thanks for sharing.

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