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Spam and Eggs: Second Course

by CMcL on February 5, 2011 at 1:00 AM
Spam and Eggs: Second Course

Spam and Eggs is a weekly roundup of some of the more entertaining of my spam and troll comments.

Comment: “Greetings, this is a truly absorbing Internet weblog and I’ve cherished learning many with the content material and posts contained on the web internet site, keep up the exceptional perform and want to go through a great deal far more stimulating posts inside the long term.” — Re: Just Move

Hmmm. New York spammer with a German website and an Italian email address. Multiculturalism, yay!

Comment: “that is Too good, when it comes in india hope it may make a Rocking place for youngster.. hope that come accurate.” — Re: Just Walking

Even the German Viagra merchants are outsourcing their spam to India. Who knew?

Comment: “Lovely sharp publish. By no means believed that it was this simple. Extolment to you!” — Re: Cold Hot Dogs

I actually love this comment — Extolment to you! — and would have let it through the filter had it not been for the extreme German Viagra ad in the name.

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Spam and Eggs: First Course

by CMcL on January 29, 2011 at 1:00 AM
Spam and Eggs: First Course

New feature! Because I wanted an excuse to put up more stupid little pictures, and hey, why not?

Like any WordPress-based site, CMcL started accumulating spam comments as soon as it got going. The wonderful Akismet plugin catches ‘em all before anybody else sees them, but some of them are just so adorable and hilarious, I couldn’t keep them to myself. I thought it might be fun to collect some of the more entertaining entries here, as well as the occasional insult that gets tossed my way like a rotten egg. These comments are presented exactly as I receive them, except for URLs and most of the names, so as to cancel out any incentive people might have to spam. Bad commenters! No linkbacks or keywords for you!

I’ll probably do two or three of these a week on Saturdays.

Comment: “I apologise, but, in my opinion, you are mistaken. Let’s discuss it. Write to me in PM, we will talk.” — Re: Star Trek

I don’t know how they do things in Latvia, but over here we conduct our Star Trek Wars in PUBLIC, doggone it.

Comment: “It is remarkable, it is a valuable phrase” — Re: Property Folder

More Latvian funtimes.

Comment: “I do not generally reply to posts but I will in this case.
my God, i thought you were going to chip in with some decisive insght in the finish there, not go away it
with ‘we go away it to you to decide’.” — Re: Where?

This is a new one to me: Spam that actually kind of insults you instead of complimenting you?

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