Posts Tagged ‘alligators’
I DID bring you a pizza. You couldn’t pay for it.
(Epilogue: The elderly gentleman — “Gator” by name — somehow managed to scrounge up a twenty-dollar bill to pay for the pizza, while toothlessly ranting about the fact that he would now not be able to pay his electric bill. I’m not sure how that factored into his thinking when he initially placed the order, but such mysteries are not for me to ponder. No tip, of course.)
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How can I doubt the sincerity of someone who goes by the name “viagra” on blog comments?
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A German individual with super awesome taste.
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More German fan mail. They were also hoping to interest me in “daily cash winners,” if my Google-Translate-Fu is correct.
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I would also like to relook at screen toaster.
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New feature! Because I wanted an excuse to put up more stupid little pictures, and hey, why not?
Like any WordPress-based site, CMcL started accumulating spam comments as soon as it got going. The wonderful Akismet plugin catches ‘em all before anybody else sees them, but some of them are just so adorable and hilarious, I couldn’t keep them to myself. I thought it might be fun to collect some of the more entertaining entries here, as well as the occasional insult that gets tossed my way like a rotten egg. These comments are presented exactly as I receive them, except for URLs and most of the names, so as to cancel out any incentive people might have to spam. Bad commenters! No linkbacks or keywords for you!
I’ll probably do two or three of these a week on Saturdays.
Comment: “I apologise, but, in my opinion, you are mistaken. Let’s discuss it. Write to me in PM, we will talk.” — Re: Star Trek
I don’t know how they do things in Latvia, but over here we conduct our Star Trek Wars in PUBLIC, doggone it.
Comment: “It is remarkable, it is a valuable phrase” — Re: Property Folder
More Latvian funtimes.
Comment: “I do not generally reply to posts but I will in this case.
my God, i thought you were going to chip in with some decisive insght in the finish there, not go away it
with ‘we go away it to you to decide’.” — Re: Where?
This is a new one to me: Spam that actually kind of insults you instead of complimenting you?