In no particular order, things that give me a childlike surge of joy include but are not limited to:
My bathroom mirror brings all the frogs to the yard.
Oh, good. I’m glad you have your own number in case you need to call yourself sometime. If you ever lose it or forget it, feel free to call your local pizza place.
Whenever I learn a new word, I like to use it in a sentence immediately.
I AM WATCHING YOU FOR SIGNS OF DISLOYALTY.
Yes, in today’s flourishing economy, employers are falling all over themselves to hire people who don’t have their own phones. They have plenty of time to leave messages with friends. Friends also have plenty of time to drop everything and relay important phone messages to the aforementioned phoneless people. This is not at all an unreasonable burden to place on a friend. Furthermore, this is a perfectly sensible suggestion for a helping-people-pay-their-bills charitable organization to offer to someone asking for help.
This was actually the same person who said “Japamation” instead of “Japanimation,” but not the person who insisted that dolphins were fish.
You haven’t heard the last of me, Landlord GoldenEye!
Snakes, frogs, and spiders all eat bugs, and the enemy of my enemy is my friend.