My new job has me running into old bosses at an alarming rate. Today was the second time in a week.
(Blah blah real life depression blah work unstable sorry blah also camera is acting up wah.)
Tech support for friends: a thorny business that yields bright and juicy grarfruit.
(Real life remains choppy and unpredictable, but my burned hand is almost completely healed. Thanks to all who expressed good wishes!)
Spam and Eggs is a collection of some of the more amusing spam comments that accumulate here.
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What do you want, a cookie?
Comment: “The US and Iran have been sworn enemies for thirty years and yet they feel compelled to enter into a dialogue.” — Re: Spam and Eggs: Thirty-Fifth Course
This is what you’re teaching girls to talk about in pageant interviews? Dude. “World peace.” That’s what the judges want to hear, and all they want to hear.
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While I have no interest in “making trades” with someone trying to peddle dubious investment strategies on my photocomic, I realize that my life would be a lot more interesting if I had my own accomplice. Any takers?
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I’m not sure what it is about my site that attracts these guys trying to get me to sign up for their offshore whatsits in Panama, but they keep popping by. What exactly is off the coast of Panama that’s so very attractive and enticing? I mean, it’s not like we have any shortage of canals here in Florida.
Spam and Eggs is where I gather some of the more humorous or head-scratching spam comments (and the occasional insult, usually from Reddit) that I get on cmcl.net.
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None of the guest comics I did for Singing Telegram had anything to do with lowfat diet foods, but I’m glad you found fantastic info nonetheless.
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Something tells me this purveyor of pills may have been sampling the wares.
Comment: “Seriously, I started watching an episode of The Graham Norton Show on Friday and on Sunday THERE WERE NO GRAHAM NORTONS ANYWHERE! tooupset” — Re: Tales of the BossLady: The End
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I actually love this comment (after stripping out the URLs, of course). So poetic, so rhythmic! Like, I dunno, T.S. Eliot, or, um…John Donne?